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Meowseph Stalin is a cat who bears a hilariously eerie resemblance to Joseph Stalin. According to the Telegraph, he rules his subjects—Oslo, Norway, resident Anne Sofie and her boyfriend—with an iron fist and a purr of power. He also reigns over Instagram, where he has 9,000 loyal followers brainwashed into devotion by the power of his mighty mustache:
When he's not terrorizing the local bird population, Meowseph terrorizes Sofie, who's studying Japanese at the University of Oslo. (She's currently a Stalin student, but later she'll be a Stalingrad.) Like any proper benevolent dictator, Meowseph is helping Sofie pay off her student loans—with fashion:Sofie told the Telegraph that when she met Meowseph, whose previous owners had to give him away, it was love at first bite."He always had a really smug, distinguished face that charmed me to death," she said.
Sofie took inspiration for the cat's new name from Cats Who Look Like Hitler, a very important database of Internet tyrants.
Of course, we won't really be satisfied with our evil feline overlords until Meowseph Stalin is joined by companion cats Meow Tse Tung, Meowsolini, Purr Pot, and Kitten Jong-Il.
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