For our part, we choose to turn our attention to the least terrifying and least infuriating part of Eva—the beloved opening theme, "Cruel Angel Thesis."
According to a recent poll, Yoko Takahashi's famously singable song is the most-hated karaoke request in Japan, which is no easy feat! To celebrate, here are nine of the best/worst covers of "Cruel Angel Thesis" on YouTube, including, in no particular order, a bike horn, some drunk people, some white people, some more white people, a person in a Scream mask playing an electric violin, a guy who thinks he is Hyde starring in a shounen anime about a warrior-singer from beyond the stars, and Goofy. You're welcome.
Happy Eva day, and may you all survive the angels—or at least survive these covers.
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